I hate Halloween. But oh, I love candy.

Orange and black are my least favorite colors. I don't like scary images and I can't watch horror films. I can't handle haunted houses, I'm afraid of the dark, and I hate, hate, hate dressing up in costume.

HOWEVER (yes, that's my version of a big however), I love candy.




I.

Love.

Candy.

As children, we snuck candy from the candy dish when our parents weren't looking, bought candy with our allowance, and filled entire pillowcases with it when we went trick-or-treating on Halloween. So when an adult tells me, "I don't really like candy... it's too sweet," I'm confused. When did you go from sneaking it on the sly to turning it down???