At boot camp last night, my trainer (the infinitely perky, toned and fantastic Lindsey) handed me what can only be described as a 3-foot, straightened boomerang. I held it in front of me in confusion, away from my body like a first-time dad who has never held a baby. I looked at it, looked at her, and said.... "WTF, Lindsey?"
Allow me to show you... The BODYBLADE!
Click here to see it in motion. It's not that scary, right? If you only knew the pain and agony this device can inflict on an unsuspecting gym-goer. But take a look at these pretty people. They use the BodyBlade every day, and just look at how happy they are!
"Ooh, look at me, using the BodyBlade high above my head. My arms are soooo toned, I have to wear tank tops because sleeves don't fit me anymore."
"Us? We have BodyBlade parties on Saturday nights. We rotate houses every week to share the hosting duties. No one shows up when Richard hosts, though.... ever since the incident with Mark, here."
"Hey there. Name's Richard. I use the BodyBlade to get these rock hard abs. The only hard part is coming up with excuses to lift my shirt when I'm at the clubs. It doesn't take much, though. Once I give them a peek, all the guys want to take a look. Uh, ladies! Ladies, I mean. All the ladies."Unleash the power of your core!
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Whoa. That is heavy. duty.
ReplyDeleteDid you buy one?